Good Ol' Sachet Powders
It's rare I see someone pull out the old blessed powders in earnest, and to be frank, that's a damn shame. They have to be some of the quickest tricks to use when you need results quick, fast, and in a hurry!
It took me YEARSSSSSSS to find my now dear floor use omo odo (Mortar & Pestle) because lord in heavens knows I wasn't paying $450 for a $30 piece of machinery.
Now, I'm a menace, pounding away day and night on powders of all varieties. You name it, I got it. Anyway, I'm done with tangential details of my life. Onwards!
Powders on Offer as of now (Customs available in-store when it opens):
Charmed Money Powder
This is for when you've put in an application for a loan, grant or new home. This powder is to be blown out your front door 3 times in one day while you wait for their response. Coupled with your money candle and a few prayers, it's as good as yours! Ask me how I afforded the store....go on, ask. ;)
'Shoo-Fly, Don't bother me' Powder
This is for those pesky ass, nosy ass, messy ass coworkers or frenemies in your periphery who either won't leave you the HELL alone, or love talking crazy for the show of it. One of y'all has to go, and it won't be you! Blow at the door of the place you see them the most, and such is the wind that carries the powder away, so shall it carry them.
This also works on strange-acting strangers who don't seem to understand that NO means NO MF! In conjunction with this, take water from where you are and toss it out behind them when they leave, so the tracks wash away and they never come back!
Four Corner Powder
Does somebody owe you something? Have things not gone your way? This is a very special Eshu-centric blend that is VERY limited quantity, meant to be blown at 3 four corners around your home, city, or place of work to open the roads for what's rightfully yours to come back to you, PRONTO!